Beaker or straight tube
Updated
A beaker bong flares out at the bottom like a lab flask. A straight tube is the same width all the way up and usually stands on a flat glass foot. That base is the real difference, and it changes how steady the bong is, how much water it holds and how you clean it.
| Beaker | Straight tube | |
|---|---|---|
| Shape | wide, flared base | the same width all the way up |
| On a table | harder to knock over | smaller footprint, stands on its foot |
| Water | holds more than a tube the same height | holds less for its height |
| Cleaning | needs a bent brush to reach into the flare | a straight brush reaches everything |
| Splashback | less likely | more likely, especially on small tubes |
| Storing it | bulkier | takes less shelf space |
| How many we have | 40, 5 to 18.5 in, $24.99 to $129.95 | 22, 8 to 17 in, $23.99 to $112.49 |
| With an ice pinch (notches in the neck that hold ice) | 7 | 4 |
| With a percolator (a glass piece built into the chamber) | 0 | 2 |
What to check either way
These matter more than the shape:
- Height. Small ones are up to 8 in, and tall ones are 14 in and up.
- How thick the glass is. 13 of ours have walls 7 mm thick or more.
- The joint. 53 of ours take a 14 mm bowl. Which bowl fits?
- A bowl in the box. Right now all 70 of our bongs come with one.
Beakers
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5" Silicone Beaker
free bowl
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10" Lollipop Decal Beaker
free bowl
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10" Hemp Leaf Booty Decal Beaker
free bowl
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10" Donut Decal Beaker
free bowl
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10" Assorted Monster Decal Beaker
free bowl
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10" Retticello Base Decal Beaker
free bowl
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10" Iridescent Beaker
free bowl
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8" Encore Reticello Beaker
free bowl
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10" Dog Stained Glass Decal Beaker
free bowl
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8" Color Lip Beaker
free bowl
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8" Iridescent Beaker
free bowl
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8" Encore Two-Tone Beaker
free bowl
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8" Encore Decal Thick Beaker
free bowl
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10" Color Lip Beaker
free bowl
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8" Encore 7mm Color Lip/Base Beaker
free bowl
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10" Clear Beaker
free bowl
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12" Color Lip 50 x 5mm Beaker
free bowl
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Clear Venetian Bubble Beaker
free bowl
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8" Iridescent 7mm Thick Beaker
free bowl
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12" Color Lip Beaker
free bowl
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14" Clear 7mm Beaker
free bowl
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12" Color Lip 7mm Beaker
free bowl
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14" Encore Showerhead Beaker
free bowl
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16" Color Lip 7mm Thick Beaker
free bowl
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14" 7mm Pineapple Mushroom Mix Decal Beaker
free bowl
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14" 7mm Hornet Decal Beaker
free bowl
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18.5" Encore Clear Beaker
free bowl
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10" Encore Pounder w/ Reversal Decal Beaker
free bowl
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10.5" Encore Clear Salt Shaker Base Beaker
free bowl
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10" Wrap and Rake Beaker - Made in USA
free bowl
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11" Encore Lace Work Henny Beaker
free bowl
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16" Encore Two-Tone Thick Base Beaker
free bowl
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16.5" Linda Biggs Fairy Decal Beaker
free bowl
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13.5" Color Lip 7mm Thick Beaker
free bowl
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14" Mushroom Mix Decal Beaker
free bowl
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15" Half Color Sandblast Neck Elephant Joint Beaker
free bowl
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15" Half Color Deep Etch Thick Base Beaker
free bowl
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15" Assorted Deep Etch w/ Heavy Base & Elephant Joint Beaker
free bowl
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14" Wormhole Animal Graphic Thick Base Beaker
free bowl
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16" Nicky Davis Ghost Gang Beaker
free bowl
Straight tubes
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10" Silicone Suction Lighter Straight Bong
free bowl
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8" Color Lip Straight
free bowl
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10" Color Lip Straight
free bowl
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8" Iridescent Straight
free bowl
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14" Solid Color Silicone Straight
free bowl
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12" Color Lip Straight
free bowl
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10" Iridescent Straight
free bowl
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8" Iridescent 7mm Thick Straight
free bowl
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13" Silicone Bent Breakaway Straight Suction Bong
free bowl
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10" Iridescent Color Top Twist Straight
free bowl
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10" Watercolor Straight
free bowl
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13" Bent Breakaway Straight Suction Bong
free bowl
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9" Encore Color Accent Honeycomb Straight
free bowl
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16" Encore Two-Tone Showerhead Window Straight Bong
free bowl
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10" Fume Straight - Made in USA
free bowl
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12" Iridescent Ribbed Straight Tube
free bowl
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10" Wrap and Rake Straight - Made in USA
free bowl
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16.5" Linda Biggs Fairy Decal Straight
free bowl
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12" Encore Clear Elephant Joint Straight
free bowl
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12" Tribal Decal Straight
free bowl
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17" Color Accent Wigwag Straight w/ Black Downstem
free bowl
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14.5" Fume Straight - Made in USA
free bowl
What this guide doesn't cover
How each shape smokes.
Questions
- Is a beaker or a straight tube better for a first bong?
- Either works. A beaker's wide base is harder to tip over on a crowded table. A straight tube is easier to clean with a plain brush.
- Do beakers break less?
- The shape doesn't decide that, the glass does. Check how thick the walls are, and keep it away from the edge of the table.
- What is a zong?
- A bong with a zigzag bend in its neck. The base can be either kind, and the zong we have has a beaker base.
Sources
The table's points on stability, water, cleaning, splashback and storage: Thick Ass Glass, with the same points on stability, water and cleaning from MunchMakers.